‘Life On Mars’ Ain’t Just A Song

Beatles or Stones? Bowie or Bolan? Taylor or Lana?

Yeah – Taylor or Lana, man?

Street-smart Swift clearly takes all the press these days (and all of the world’s money, it would seem) but gimme Lana any day.

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (her eloquent and grand name by birth) may well conjure up images of a windswept, colonial America and tightly-strained, Gone With The Wind bodices, but despite giving herself an extraneous stage name, Lana has managed to maintain an element of that same dramatic and vampish elegance of yesteryear.

Blue Jeans. High By The Beach. Video Games. Brooklyn Baby. Say Yes To Heaven. Every one of ’em a silver-screened slo-mo unravelling of pathos and regret, old school forties Hollywood set to a music steeped firmly in the girl groups of the sixties; three majors and a minor, overlapping, crashing, crushing melodies, with the merest hint of a twanging surf guitar and a trilling doo-wop piano, a broken heart and the odd f-bomb never far from the stew.

You don’t need to watch her videos to see the tumbling hair and scarlet lips, the tear-soaked pillows and empty rooms. If you watched them though, you’d also see the freeways and the free spirit, the goofing around with her girlfriends, the rolling around with her boyfriends. As urban American as James Ellroy’s stylised noir, she may be rooted, music-wise, in the past but that’s juxtaposed with all the signifiers of contemporary L.A.; the hip-hop and helicopters, the Converse and Corvettes. She’s so modern, as someone once sang.

At some point this year Lana will release her 10th album which, if my mental maths is up to scratch, is an album every 16 months since 2010’s self-titled debut. She’s certainly prolific – as prolific as Swift, as it goes, although she’s not needed to re-record any of her old records – and the quality control she has sees to it that there are no clunkers out there. Everything with her name on it is a grade A mini masterpiece that benefits from repeated plays, possibly in the small hours with minimal lighting and a glass of something decent to accompany it. The strings! The arrangements! The sultry undertones to her voice! She’s magic.

Lana Del Rey – The Greatest

‘The Greatest‘ from 2019’s Norman Fucking Rockwell! is quite possibly the finest melody to by-pass Paul McCartney and land fortuitously in someone else’s lap. It’s pure late-era Fabs, the melancholic brass ceding the air space to a gently caressed baby grand, all rising chords and spine tingling expectation. There are Beach Boys references, guitar swells, drop outs and build ups to a killer chorus – “I’m way-ay-ay-ay-ay-aysted!” – where Lana harmonises with herself as the melody unspools into a George Harrison-by-way-of-L.A. guitar refrain. At this point there are still three more minutes to go, three minutes of sparse and delicate music where you can smell the Pacific Ocean salt spray, three minutes of melodrama and horns as fuggy as the late summer Californian air, three minutes of music as bleached out and atmospheric as a roll of seventies Kodachrome film.

Three minutes where you’re already thinking, ‘I don’t want this to end’.

Introspective, reflective and melancholic to the max, it ain’t called The Greatest for nuthin’. Now, go and listen to it again without any distractions and tell me it ain’t the best ‘new’ thing you’ve heard this year.